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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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gerade-so-perfekt:

i say “i don’t know” too much

me: *puts in headphones*

everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation

Reblog if you want an anon’s honest opinion of you.

So fucking annoyed and tireeeeed…

Its hard to headbang to the beat of your music when you are eating cereal.

Oh I see you unfollowed me

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

well looks like you just lost the best thing that ever happened to your dash

heyfunniest:

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At my phone with my girlfriend, she’s being bullied while I’am talking to her, and she shouted to them. Holy fuck, I almost asked her to put the phone on speakers and shout through the phone. And these kids are younger than her! Oh my god, kids are so rude these days! Im gonna take the train up to Stavanger and beat those kids up.